{"product_id":"funny-not-today-wood-block-sign-sassy-desk-decor","title":"Wooden picture block Don't be an AHole today","description":"Add a little humor and attitude to your space with this “Not Today” wood block sign 😄✨ Featuring a playful and honest message in elegant script, this piece is perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere you need a daily reminder to keep things light.\n\n😄 Sassy Quote Design – Features a humorous “Don’t be an asshole today” message in stylish script\n🪵 Rustic Wood Block – Freestanding shelf sitter for easy decorating\n🏡 Versatile Home Decor – Perfect for offices, desks, shelves, or mantels\n✨ Conversation Starter – Adds personality and humor to any space\n🔨 Optional Hanging – No hanger included, but a sawtooth hanger can be easily added if desired\n🎁 Great Gift Idea – Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone with a sense of humor\n📏 Compact Accent Size – Ideal for small spaces and layered decor\n\n📝 Disclaimer:\nDue to the nature of wood blocks and handmade products, slight imperfections may be present and are part of their unique character\nSanding marks, softened edges, and surface variations are normal and part of the rustic finish\nColors and tones may vary slightly due to lighting, screen settings, and the finishing process\nFinal product appearance may differ slightly from photos\nEach piece is handmade, making every block unique\nWood grain, texture, and finish will vary from piece to piece\nNatural imperfections such as knots, texture variations, and slight distressing are part of the design\nFinal placement of the artwork may vary slightly due to handcrafted construction\n\nfunny desk sign, sassy wood block, office humor decor, sarcastic gift idea, coworker gift funny, funny shelf sitter, rustic desk decor, gag gift for friend, small wood sign decor, affordable funny gift, handmade usa decor, humor home decor, sarcastic home sign","brand":"JanMichaels Art \u0026 Home","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42416403808311,"sku":"BLK-BRO139","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0593\/3465\/6055\/files\/a6bce7e37f620a1e27c914fe4582bc0a3049ae87c991a508b22713a5d869902e.jpg?v=1787763160","url":"https:\/\/thehappymonsteraplantco.com\/products\/funny-not-today-wood-block-sign-sassy-desk-decor","provider":"The Happy Monstera Plant Co ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}