Boobie Cactus (Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku')

🌿 Boobie Cactus Overview

Boobie Cactus (Myrtillocactus geometrizans f. Fukurokuryuzinboku) is one of the most unique and conversation-worthy succulents available. Famous for its naturally rounded bumps that resemble a bust, this rare cactus is loved for its quirky appearance, blue-green color, and easy-care nature. It's a must-have for collectors looking to add a fun and unusual plant to their collection.

✨ Appearance

• Thick, blue-green cactus with distinctive rounded "boob" shaped bumps
• Smooth, waxy surface with short spines along the ribs
• Upright, columnar growth habit
• Develops branching stems as it matures
• Can grow several feet tall with proper care

☀️ Light

• Prefers bright light to full sun
• Thrives in a sunny window or bright outdoor location
• Gradually acclimate to direct sunlight to prevent sunburn

💧 Water

• Allow soil to dry completely between waterings
• Water thoroughly, then allow excess moisture to drain away
• Water sparingly during winter dormancy
• Avoid overwatering, as it is prone to root rot

🌡️ Temperature & Humidity

• Ideal temperature: 65–90°F
• Prefers low humidity
• Protect from temperatures below 40°F
• Keep in a frost-free environment

🌱 Soil

• Fast-draining cactus or succulent mix
  • Cactus potting soil
  • Perlite or pumice
  • Coarse sand or grit for added drainage
• Excellent drainage is essential for healthy roots

🌿 Growth & Care

• Slow to moderate grower
• Extremely low-maintenance and drought-tolerant
• Perfect for bright windowsills, succulent collections, or decorative planters
• Can be propagated from stem cuttings once mature

🐾 Pet Safety

• Generally considered non-toxic to pets, but use caution due to the cactus spines

💚 Why Collectors Love It

• One-of-a-kind sculptural appearance
• Easy-care and drought-tolerant
• Rare, quirky conversation piece
• Perfect novelty cactus for any succulent collection 🌵